Just another day with no one else around. If I weren’t so optimistic I’d call it a dream. Oh wait.
Raven…how interesting to find you here.
Q:Erik, would you take me out to go get shawarma? We have not had a date night in quite a while.
We’ve never had a date night. I’ve never met you and I don’t know you. Why do you persistently bug me.
Q:Where the bloody hell have you been? You don't call , you don't write..
Ellipses have 3 dots.
Q:Is this comparative immaturity? Because, like, how old are you?
You Love pissing me off , don’t you?
Q:Did you just say that you like vanilla sex?
Your level of immaturity is astounding.
Q:That's better, darling. Now, have you ever enjoyed playing with spurs of any kind?
I believe I can safely say that I, nor have I ever, have no idea what you are talking about. I can assume just from the messages being from you that it’s something sexual. I hope that is enough of an answer to all the questions you’ve been asking me. Now leave me alone.
Q:Erik, I am a tad bit tipsy, and of course Raven is deperately trying to impersonate me. Nice try Raven.
You act like I’ve never seen you drink before.
Q:We could play a lovely privet game of chess in my study. Tell me, darling, what is your favourite chess piece? I prefer the queen usually. She's free to move about and do whatever she pleases, like a bird.
I’m not sure why it is you keep calling me ‘darling’ but I don’t necessarily have a favorite chess piece. I guess it’s which ever one plays the final move and captures your king.